Part 1 Making Fake Vomit Use leftovers from dinner. After dinner take some leftovers from dinner and chew your food about 20 times and spit it into a plastic Ziplock bag. ... Mix orange juice, milk, and crackers. ... Use canned soup. ... Use oatmeal and food coloring. ... Make spoiled milk vomit.

Part 2 Using Your Mind to Fake Laugh Naturally Prime yourself for laughter. If you're already in a good mood, it'll be easier for you to shift gears into laughing mode. ... Smile at all times to prep for laughter. ... Open yourself to the laughter of others. ... Laugh grammatically. ... Keep a mental laugh bank.

Part 2 Reinforcing Your Sickness in the Morning Wake up before your parents and quietly make fake vomit. Put it in the toilet and pretend to throw up. ... Be reluctant to get dressed. Don't volunteer to get yourself ready for school. ... Fake bags under your eyes. ... Pick at your breakfast. ... Protest if they suggest you stay home.

Do not cast your pearls before swine. Do not waste good things on people who will not appreciate them. This proverb is adapted from a saying of Jesus from the Gospels, “ Cast not pearls before swine.” Jesus appears to be warning his disciples to preach only before receptive audiences.

Method 1 Getting Ready to Break UpCheck your friendship. ... Determine if they are in fact, a fake friend. ... Don't fight breaking up with a friend. ... Remove the benefit for the fake friend. ... Keep contact minimal. ... Ask for advice from people you trust. ... Make sure you want to end this friendship.

A person who falsely claims to be, feel, or do something can be said to be fake. When your friend acts sweet but spreads rumors about you behind your back, you can call her a fake. As a verb, fake means to take an action with the intent to deceive.